High Crime of the Day: A medical marijuana delivery man told police in West Covina he was attacked by two baton-brandishing ninjas last Friday while on his way back to his car following a drop-off.
According to the victim, two individuals dressed as ninjas chased after him with batons, causing him to drop a bag of marijuana, as well as some cash. The unidentified 40-something man then saw the ninjas make off with the loot.
West Covina police say they are investigating the incident; no other ninja-related crimes have been reported as of yet
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Woo! West Covina is literally like .3 miles away from my school. Love it.
*wait i dont love that this guy got attacked i love that a) you can get medical marijuana delivered because that is the epitome of class and b) ninjas are on the loose
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